roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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