we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
did you just send me my own nude
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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