Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
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