I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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