I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
where does the pee come out of this thing
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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