I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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