Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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