Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
as a side note pls kill me
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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