? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just cropdusted the office
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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