doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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