You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
its liver damage thursday
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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