You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
They have beer where we have blood.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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