Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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