I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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