well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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