There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Randomize
