how hairy? two words: wookie tits
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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