he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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