Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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