i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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