Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

If i come over, it means nothing

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(313): View more from Michigan

Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born

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(847): View more from Illinois

Rock

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Scissors

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Fuck

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(804): View more from Virginia

please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny

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(240): View more from Maryland

He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?

(917): View more from New York City

There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now

(865): View more from Tennessee

....ill put you down as a no then

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