he thought i was a dude.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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