Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I wish i was in the wii world.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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