these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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