Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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