got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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