I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
We don't watch enough power rangers
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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