He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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