Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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