scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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