I look better un-naked...
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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