We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
