there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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