And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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