would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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