Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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