Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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