so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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