ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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