He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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