Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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