Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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