Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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