my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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