So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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