New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Randomize