TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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