In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
jump out the window naked night went bad
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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