I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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