then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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