It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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