like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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