let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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