Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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