Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
